I’m Jared, and I practice the little-known branch of engineering that deals with sentence structure. I build skyscrapers out of sentences, parachutes out of …wow this sentence is really douchey. Sorry bout that, Internet. Carry on.Tumblr (3.0; @iamteddywestside)http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/“I was the first of the Potter actors to learn to drive. I passed my test at the second time of trying. On the set, there’d always be a lot of talk about cars among the cast, although Daniel Radcliffe never joined in. He’s never been into cars at all. My first ambition was to become an ice-cream man, which is why I bought the Bedford van. Not long after I first got it, I pulled into a pub to do a U-turn and there were eight kids with their pocket money out, hoping to buy a 99 or whatever. But I had nothing to give them. I’ve learnt my lesson since then. I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short. I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.” The van often comes in useful. I drove it up to the set on the last day of filming on Harry Potter. The cast and crew were having a barbecue and I supplied the lollies and ice creams.’”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Rupert Grint. <br/><br/>This man is better than you.  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theuncultured.tumblr.com/">theuncultured</a>)</p> <p>I, for the second time ever, want to be Rupert Grint</p></em>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41611821922http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41611821922Sun, 27 Jan 2013 10:37:51 -0500Harry PotterRon Weasley<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ur0whzTI1qg1zuyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ur0whzTI1qg1zuyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ur0whzTI1qg1zuyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ur0whzTI1qg1zuyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/41579785147/via-follow-the-absolute-greatest-posts-ever">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone">Via/<strong>Follow</strong> <a href="http://goo.gl/pjRBw">The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.</a></p> </blockquote>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41588697120http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41588697120Sun, 27 Jan 2013 01:10:44 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/41542752098/when-my-jam-comes-on-at-the-bar">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8ap5Jo5g1rqhhsjo1_500.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41543324217http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41543324217Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:54:44 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teamheya.tumblr.com/post/41529254251/once-upon-a-time-there-were-two-girls-in-a-coffee">teamheya</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fallen-angels-darkness.tumblr.com/post/41520703377/once-upon-a-time-there-were-two-girls-in-a-coffee">fallen-angels-darkness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwantmynayaburger.tumblr.com/post/41512585681/once-upon-a-time-there-were-two-girls-in-a-coffee">iwantmynayaburger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slightlyoddbutcharming.tumblr.com/post/41431948291/once-upon-a-time-there-was-two-girls-in-a-coffee">slightlyoddbutcharming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mysteryofalba.tumblr.com/post/41325806825/once-upon-a-time-there-was-two-girls-in-a-coffee">mysteryofalba</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And <a href="https://twitter.com/Hajabeg">Hajabeg</a>(<a href="http://hajabeg.tumblr.com/">x</a>) tweeted us their story:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5a151eeb7dc4767d095f239919f37284/tumblr_inline_mh3vogL6gw1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7d515b4869a15ddac202b9b43ad941d1/tumblr_inline_mh3vp2ujOp1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/db0024a2fecd44a1c9f33b9a1b5b63ba/tumblr_inline_mh3vv1m68G1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9a580e7e8aae5017913ed96a4d5ae019/tumblr_inline_mh3vycddj41r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8da612ac22360fb25fe2cbad324e11d4/tumblr_inline_mh3vylIePk1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7a752086e536e828d369622af934dcdb/tumblr_inline_mh3w0kyppn1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e2599852c55cf2f3e48c976b19edf779/tumblr_inline_mh3w0w9dD21r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2d91ee8bc290f8a1436df14b18366269/tumblr_inline_mh3w1wJ2ZB1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ffc9d58db888e08f4bd4f06874fbfe38/tumblr_inline_mh3w176sXZ1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f932f9e66d6d81f14ea1ec420f3ce37d/tumblr_inline_mh3w9kGfYV1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/98f9bbdf8ef4c8332670bd78f651589f/tumblr_inline_mh3w9w97gZ1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5d871e861bd82c8a5e19b800d86e14fb/tumblr_inline_mh3wabkk2m1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/27b77b5dcd962071d7f636f637366385/tumblr_inline_mh3wfizsKP1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/585ecac5075fe6485ca39ae2632efdf9/tumblr_inline_mh3wfyQ3wH1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/21442ee4ffcef31b6876b009314d058d/tumblr_inline_mh3wgesnbA1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a0789321969e81e1bbd0b99f1d038f4a/tumblr_inline_mh3wgxgxH81r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/122118b8644e94c5c28e7fa3eeb6fc7b/tumblr_inline_mh3whhe2EH1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f4d7eab5d55577a5c97c3132523b426b/tumblr_inline_mh3winr7dD1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/87eb6b33046f648c835a56ccccd56d71/tumblr_inline_mh3x2606QJ1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4ea58ae9f79a1a7b11a1dab9aa870a9c/tumblr_inline_mh3x2zbzp31r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7f9fcd4afefeba7c5524ea68d6fca2ad/tumblr_inline_mh3x3wq9X21r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5784dc910ec5c8374dafe0a28776a81c/tumblr_inline_mh3x4mX5T31r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7f333bb0d28ef98f236f79a43796013f/tumblr_inline_mh3x55NpFd1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d5d0a0a7a64162c763a5de80a3e6ee4b/tumblr_inline_mh3xa8XEvt1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/63f068acf0bfcf94eb82bd72c4277c3d/tumblr_inline_mh3xatsMX11r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/16d88549a7fa0715e9e5badb23d3cddc/tumblr_inline_mh3xb7MaS01r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b6e90930e1c30428cc25c9a37e78424e/tumblr_inline_mh3xbpPGTg1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7fd0c796936e35f4f0f88a06bcf1c1f4/tumblr_inline_mh3xffMgvW1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/01aa169694df20c1543a3ed9cc0b5c34/tumblr_inline_mh3xfrYiHe1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/349a6cdaf78d701f5da7501f7622f7ec/tumblr_inline_mh3xg6iLdB1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/860b400aa326e13a98c01a7eebfe0a23/tumblr_inline_mh3xgiW2g41r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/79ab3fc5af543ba486720113def15654/tumblr_inline_mh3xguD71N1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/65c3be6c921e663f39800736c3117758/tumblr_inline_mh3xh7LAfa1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8bed23582cc8f2af5b0343dd2b198adf/tumblr_inline_mh3xmgtOSN1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b935dac63d1d73e43ddf4a9365d2a91a/tumblr_inline_mh3xmrTt8U1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f1e205d0703992c9e21deab550849f30/tumblr_inline_mh3xn3ZbID1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8e54dc1089796adb2938252273dedc84/tumblr_inline_mh3xnflb5V1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f595a0389e338d98fdd90549bff84790/tumblr_inline_mh3xq7aNqn1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fa15f202d67b0120c86e16fa89f5693d/tumblr_inline_mh3xqih2Tt1r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5dddd6917744d2564bd254f2ba38ab21/tumblr_inline_mh3xqvJNL41r2dlo1.png"/></p> <p>Honestly, the best ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is what happens when Fangirls get out in public lol</p> </blockquote> <p>We don’t even need ff.net now </p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMFG IM SCREAMING! SEND HeLp!</p> </blockquote> <p>Best story I have ever read!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41541804289http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/41541804289Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:34:14 -0500“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should’ve behaved better.”<br/><br/> - <em><span> Anne Lamott</span>  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ceedling.tumblr.com/">ceedling</a>)</em>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/40073138191http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/40073138191Tue, 08 Jan 2013 23:52:27 -0500“Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted<br/> Dude I am looking at you”<br/><br/> - <em>Barney to Ted</em>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/40069285966http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/40069285966Tue, 08 Jan 2013 23:01:55 -0500Ted Mosbybarney stinsonhimym<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/112b52d550d438b6104045d31a4e8149/tumblr_mgamgbuca61qlvie8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/826917e43dfc22487ea737ab8ec3f619/tumblr_mgamgbuca61qlvie8o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Seriously, audience</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/40036713394http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/40036713394Tue, 08 Jan 2013 16:34:11 -0500Les MiserablesAnne HathawayJohn Stewart<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fffad1f5d97f03781f64aeafa38c4374/tumblr_mg68djLeMX1s0eh6vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TREAT YO SELF, BATMAN.</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/39873563832http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/39873563832Sun, 06 Jan 2013 17:41:30 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marj1p8tyD1qa4sb0o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marj1p8tyD1qa4sb0o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Liz Lemon spitting truth bombs.</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/39873420520http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/39873420520Sun, 06 Jan 2013 17:39:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b68c9a5ea99da211015dd905ba3b80e/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/245d4658181e63dfaf39aac0e0bbb927/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00f945aaa3df7a764dbda6411b8bb079/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eba620e81c00796a43ec705e8d83e3dc/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo4_r6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06e7460586b323ab89841acb07d5aa97/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo5_r6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c7f42cceb1a20a112a137c01585882e/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aed47458bf9655af3aa18f5314c16234/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ecc97247b7735615c204f3d03a5ba267/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99d1595347df522256b338217ed591d1/tumblr_mfa3mwLPeM1qb6vvvo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Even Teddy Westside Hates Patrice.</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38468643839http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38468643839Fri, 21 Dec 2012 10:59:51 -0500teddy westsidePatricehimymRobin Scherbatsky<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pitbullfan.tumblr.com/post/35899278273/i-tried-making-a-gang-once-but-it-turned-into-a">pitbullfan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i tried making a gang once but it turned into a book club</p> </blockquote>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38468351494http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38468351494Fri, 21 Dec 2012 10:54:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24522d06f2622b80c06d62b85e1a2f10/tumblr_mfbagvsBUY1qzjwepo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cokeflow.tumblr.com/post/38366051084/zooeyclairedeschanel-myspace-tom-is-fuckin">cokeflow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zooeyclairedeschanel.tumblr.com/post/38360373648">zooeyclairedeschanel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>myspace tom is fuckin crazy i can’t handle this</p> </blockquote> <p>my boy Tom</p> </blockquote> <p><img height="333" src="http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1351/29/1351299098099.gif" width="500"/></p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38391983668http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38391983668Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:25:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/363f4e965bc7104e67652b1fd866c415/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb617522968f31689eb53611ce6077c4/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0929a2f5fff14620d010e0d6005a4feb/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/764a495eb7fc098dc0c88349aac7d858/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72ad66745d7ceb2c2ff9ee7e37772bfb/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26ff1f6ed840b35728b885764a6a34bd/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04cf1adad5c8ea2b629eca9de89ad366/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71c6648f4106cfb3fe87bd0b8a24d1c4/tumblr_mew5jjBIEn1rrcahvo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>It’s so much better live, link in the doobliedoo ——> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56OzqxGMr_U">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56OzqxGMr_U</a></p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38243136572http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38243136572Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:57:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6865de833f1e87e8bb6bb4cc31ff92ef/tumblr_mew8jwH15v1qmitico1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Sad Teddy Westside. Been there, buddy, been there.</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38242727433http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38242727433Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:51:20 -0500Teddy WestsideHIMYMTed Mosbyheartbreak<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdmzrmx9tb1qcoh8ko8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Teddy Westside runs Puzzles. Kevin is no longer the bartender.</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38242541290http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38242541290Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:48:25 -0500teddy westsidehimymPuzzles<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/204a37f970f2fd31967aa29088c11a89/tumblr_mezmjilNmN1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fats.tumblr.com/post/38048207699/wat">fats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wat</p> </blockquote> <p>What style of martial arts is this? Gangam Style</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38098830120http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/38098830120Sun, 16 Dec 2012 17:50:51 -0500martial artsgangam style<p>As finals week for college students approaches, I just wanted to take a moment and give those students some encouraging words.</p> <p>In the real world, when you have a full time, big boy pants job, every week is finals week. And if you fuck it up, you don&#8217;t just fail a final, retake a course, you lose your job and can&#8217;t pay your rent.</p> <p>So, at least for now, be glad its just a week.</p> <p>Happy Studying!</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/37613267959http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/37613267959Sun, 09 Dec 2012 22:42:23 -0500finals weekreal life<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13cd0a02986c2c975837b3da98495be4/tumblr_meqbvyT1wz1qddnjho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Douchebag Teddy Westside</p>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/37497984808http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/37497984808Sat, 08 Dec 2012 15:35:58 -0500teddy westsideTed Mosbyhow i met your motherHIMYM“It’s my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of son of a bitch or another.”<br/><br/> - <em>Malcolm Reynolds</em>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/37226298861http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/37226298861Tue, 04 Dec 2012 20:13:10 -0500Malcolm ReynoldsMalSerenityJayne Cobbstatues<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbox0zj5vk1qzw0zeo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbox0zj5vk1qzw0zeo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/36892293365http://iamteddywestside.tumblr.com/post/36892293365Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:17:17 -0500