I'm Jared, and I practice the little-known branch of engineering that deals with sentence structure. I build skyscrapers out of sentences, parachutes out of ...wow this sentence is really douchey. Sorry bout that, Internet. Carry on.Ask Away Submit
If you have to talk like this, you might as well be telling them about your National Endowment for the Arts Grant
- Martin: You dude, you finally tap that ass?
- Angus: Dude I hit that shit so hard the fuckin' National Endowment for the Arts gave me a grant.
- Martin: Ddddaaaaammmmnnnn
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